I want steve and tony to be a in a carchase and steve is driving and tony is trying to shoot the wheels out of the guys who are chasing them and he keeps missing and they’re both yelling over each other as steve takes dramatic invasive action
"JUST SHOOT THEM FFS”
"I’M TRYING STEVE DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M NOT TRYING IT IS SORT OF HARD WHEN YOU’RE SWERVING THE CAR ALL AROUND THE ROAD"
"OH I’M SORRY WOULD YOU LIKE US TO GET SHOT"
"NO BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD STAY STILL LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET A DECENT SHOT"
"IF I STAY STILL THEY WILL KILL US, TONY. KILL US WITH BULLETS.”
and finally steve gets fed up and fishtails the car around and shoots the cars out, big explosions, steve fishtails the car around again and speeds away, all this happens in a span of five seconds
steve and tony drive in silence as tony stares out the back window, stares at steve, stares out the back window, back at steve
and in this really serious tone, tony is like, “this is the most attracted i’ve ever been to you, oh my god.”